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Dalai Lama Clique Caught Red-Handed!

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Seventh Banner Elite Troups foil the Separatists´ and their foreign accomplices´ Evil Plans

Led by Major Wang Kangle, Chinese Seventh Banner Elite Troups have detected a bomb device built and installed by the Dalai Lama himself and his clique in a Beijing Hotel the name of which cannot be disclosed. The ignition time was set on the first night a distinguished guest from a friendly country was to lodge there during the Olympic Games in August.

complete scene

Under the relentless tracing pressure of our never-tiring troops, these chicken-hearted beasts have made big mistakes! They were in a fearful hurry! The confused shameless Dalai Lama himself even left his gun-cap pocket with his own fingerprints on the scene of the crime!

This is the evidence!

fingerprints

And above, we even see the shameless Dalai Beast´s fingerprints!

umbrella

To better protect the devellish device, they also put it under an umbrella, but the Dalai forgot to remove his address tag from it!

As we all know from the Canadian journalist´s courageous investigation, the GERMANS FOREIGN MINISTRY under the leadership of the infamous foreign minister Friedrich Naumann is ALSO involved in the foreign snake-ghosts campaign! These neo-imperialists speak friendly with your face, and stab your great nation from behind! They will collapse under the burden of their own frivolous and arrogant ambitions and LIES!
And the following picture is evidence!

atomic kitten

You can see for yourself! These irresponsible German gangsters also contributed one of the two atomic kittens (1.5 megaton capacity each!)! And these hypocrites even claimed they had no nuclear weapons!

Steinbeck handbook

OF COURSE, the CIA is involved! Above shows the handbook by the Dalai-Lama-lackey CIA officer Yuehan Sitanbeike also found at the scene of the crime! It has always been a classic for CIA officers since the 1950s trying to split and destroy the motherland!!

Next comes the remote-controlled DETONATOR! Our brave elite defenders of the motherland risked their LIVES! The explosion was at the FINGERTIPS of the treacherous beasts! Major Wang Kangle says: "Nothing is more important than the motherland. We are not so important." Our troops are very MODEST and very PATRIOTIC!

remote control

very big bomb
This is a very big bomb, too.

device

This is the detonation device, and the criminal elements who are already CONDEMNED BY HISTORY FOREVER have also used German glue (accelerant) and Scandinavian dynamite (from the company who furnished the evil Dalai Lama with a hollow and insignificant Noble peace prize which was always used to make the world unharmonious and BAD!).
We will defend our grand motherland against the whole world! Even against Germany and Sweden and Norway!

And the Germans have gagged our Overseas compatriots in Munich! And then they have made photos of them and gave them dirty looks!

LOOK AT THE FACTS! DON'T DENY THE TRUTH!

DOWN WITH THE DALAI LAMA AND HIS CLIQUE!!
BEAT THE BUSH!!
DOWN WITH FRANCE!!
DOWN WITH THE FROGS!!
BOULEVERSEZ LES GRENOUILLES ET LEURS HYPERMARCHES!!

DOWN WITH THE NEO-IMPERIALIST NAUMANN!!
DOWN WITH THE MERKEL!!
DOWN WITH THE SITANBEIKE!!
DOWN WITH THE CIA!!
DOWN WITH THE PEACE NOBLE PRICE!!
DOWN WITH THE BIASED WESTERN MEDIA!!

ALL PATRIOTIC COMPATRIOTS, SPREAD THIS PATRIOTIC NEWS!!!

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Written by taide

April 19, 2008 at 6:17 pm

15 Responses

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  1. Hey!…Man i love reading your blog, interesting posts ! it was a great Sunday .

    Naomi Campbell

    April 20, 2008 at 10:07 am

  2. This is funny stuff. And sad too, because it’s almost reality in China. Too bad WordPress is blocked in China! Well, it’s only blocked if you don’t know how to use proxy services.

    Here’s my take
    http://www.teachabroadchina.com/cnn-is-crap-we-get-it-already/

    Teach English in China

    April 20, 2008 at 2:52 pm

  3. thanks for your comments. I enjoyed your homepage too, Ms Campbell.
    Hope the party elders have access to your website, RR. If your students are not in the classroom and out in the streets for an anti-Carrefour party, just allow yourself an easy day, too, with some good coffee in a nice place. World history is seldom conducive for teaching and learning.
    Best wishes.

    taide

    April 20, 2008 at 7:12 pm

  4. Ketchup !! Wow. These people are vicious. They use the most dangerous explosive ever created by man. We must now ban all tomato sauce, tomato paste, tomato anything.

    Miscel

    April 23, 2008 at 3:35 pm

  5. I support Miscel’s motion. With the exception of Sate Sauce.

    taide

    April 23, 2008 at 4:47 pm

  6. Too funny. Atomic kittens (giggles).

    Ryan

    April 23, 2008 at 11:12 pm

  7. Sweet. Very sweet.

    MyLaowai

    April 25, 2008 at 1:15 am

  8. Thank you for this timely and important coverage of the evil plot! By the way, did you know you have been blocked by the great firewall? I used a proxy to access. 😦

    Alex

    April 25, 2008 at 4:16 am

  9. Aye, I’ve been told before that my timely and important information is blocked in China. It is very bad and disadvantageous to ignore such important information. China Daily didn’t take this article either.
    Mass education isn’t what it used to be.

    taide

    April 25, 2008 at 5:49 am

  10. Congrats, Taide. I second and third what Alex said about the evil plot. May the force be with you, hehe!

    Neddy

    April 25, 2008 at 7:55 am

  11. A topic that is always en vouge. Brand hot and presented in a timeless fashion.

    China Info

    July 29, 2008 at 10:48 am

  12. Yes. Our patriotic vigilance must never falter.

    taide

    July 29, 2008 at 2:17 pm

  13. If only I know what this Dalai Lama looked like. To the Human Flesh Search Engine!
    http://esinophile.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/the-olympics-the-media-and-human-flesh-search-engines/

    manchucka

    July 30, 2008 at 11:16 pm

  14. Hi manchucka, that’s interesting stuff. Especially the military badges on the tiexue link. The Dalai Lama is hiding behind big glasses, but some day, we’ll get them all. Our motherland can sleep peacefully.

    taide

    July 31, 2008 at 9:59 am

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