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Too Beautiful to be Published
Given that I’m a civil servant, and that freedom of expression in Germany is more limited than in the U.S. of A., I will not publish this beautiful (fictional) story about former Bishop Kässmann, who will indeed spend some time abroad.
Dalai Lama Clique Caught Red-Handed!
Seventh Banner Elite Troups foil the Separatists´ and their foreign accomplices´ Evil Plans
Led by Major Wang Kangle, Chinese Seventh Banner Elite Troups have detected a bomb device built and installed by the Dalai Lama himself and his clique in a Beijing Hotel the name of which cannot be disclosed. The ignition time was set on the first night a distinguished guest from a friendly country was to lodge there during the Olympic Games in August.
Under the relentless tracing pressure of our never-tiring troops, these chicken-hearted beasts have made big mistakes! They were in a fearful hurry! The confused shameless Dalai Lama himself even left his gun-cap pocket with his own fingerprints on the scene of the crime!
This is the evidence!
And above, we even see the shameless Dalai Beast´s fingerprints!
To better protect the devellish device, they also put it under an umbrella, but the Dalai forgot to remove his address tag from it!
As we all know from the Canadian journalist´s courageous investigation, the GERMANS FOREIGN MINISTRY under the leadership of the infamous foreign minister Friedrich Naumann is ALSO involved in the foreign snake-ghosts campaign! These neo-imperialists speak friendly with your face, and stab your great nation from behind! They will collapse under the burden of their own frivolous and arrogant ambitions and LIES!
And the following picture is evidence!
You can see for yourself! These irresponsible German gangsters also contributed one of the two atomic kittens (1.5 megaton capacity each!)! And these hypocrites even claimed they had no nuclear weapons!
OF COURSE, the CIA is involved! Above shows the handbook by the Dalai-Lama-lackey CIA officer Yuehan Sitanbeike also found at the scene of the crime! It has always been a classic for CIA officers since the 1950s trying to split and destroy the motherland!!
Next comes the remote-controlled DETONATOR! Our brave elite defenders of the motherland risked their LIVES! The explosion was at the FINGERTIPS of the treacherous beasts! Major Wang Kangle says: "Nothing is more important than the motherland. We are not so important." Our troops are very MODEST and very PATRIOTIC!
This is the detonation device, and the criminal elements who are already CONDEMNED BY HISTORY FOREVER have also used German glue (accelerant) and Scandinavian dynamite (from the company who furnished the evil Dalai Lama with a hollow and insignificant Noble peace prize which was always used to make the world unharmonious and BAD!).
We will defend our grand motherland against the whole world! Even against Germany and Sweden and Norway!
And the Germans have gagged our Overseas compatriots in Munich! And then they have made photos of them and gave them dirty looks!
DOWN WITH THE DALAI LAMA AND HIS CLIQUE!!
BEAT THE BUSH!!
DOWN WITH FRANCE!!
DOWN WITH THE FROGS!!
BOULEVERSEZ LES GRENOUILLES ET LEURS HYPERMARCHES!!
DOWN WITH THE NEO-IMPERIALIST NAUMANN!!
DOWN WITH THE MERKEL!!
DOWN WITH THE SITANBEIKE!!
DOWN WITH THE CIA!!
DOWN WITH THE PEACE NOBLE PRICE!!
DOWN WITH THE BIASED WESTERN MEDIA!!
ALL PATRIOTIC COMPATRIOTS, SPREAD THIS PATRIOTIC NEWS!!!